I can’t decide if there is a clear winner in this “Kid, You Secretly Made My Day” face-off.
First contender: after I shouted something along the lines of “OH MY GOSH, YOU ARE MAKING ME SO ANGRY” to my third period class, one boy quickly commented, “Yo, you know Ms. Graham knows that kung-fu shit; don’t you always hear her saying ‘woosah’ ?” (Which is true, I say “woosah” on the regular to get myself re-focused after their shenanigans.)
Second contender: when I briefly took my hair down after it had been up all day, a boy in my sixth period class exclaimed, “Whoa! I’ve never seen Ms. Graham with her hair down. She looks like Patti LaBelle!” (Is that true?!)