Today’s “Kid, You Secretly Made My Day” has a disclaimer: I AM NOT ENGAGED. The kids in first period just like to talk about my wedding is all.
One of my boys (of average size): “Ms. Graham, can I be in your wedding? Your uhhhh what’s it called? Ring . . . ring barrier?”
Me: “I really appreciate the offer, but actually it’s usually tiny little people who are ring bearers.”
One of my other boys (who is like 5 feet tall): “Ms. Graham! What about me! I can do it. You know I’m not big!”
<I almost invited them all to my wedding on the spot.>